Cartel Coaching Camps
One camp for people right at the very start. One for people ready to go adventuring. Same week, same coaches, same place. Small groups, capped on purpose.
The place
Some places you train in. Noosa you look forward to.
The riding is the thing people talk about first. Big wide roads with room to breathe, then hinterland climbs that wind up through the rainforest and open out onto rolling green farmland. Coastal roads along the water on the way home. Quiet enough to actually hear the person next to you.
The swimming is as good as anywhere in the country. A 25m pool for the technical work, then a river and an ocean when you want the real thing. Warm water, clear enough to see the bottom, and a beach you would go to on a day off anyway.
The running is national park trails, headland loops and long flat stretches of beach. Hilly when you want it. Flat when you have had enough.
And when the training is done there are excellent places to eat, drink and be merry, which counts for a lot more than people like to admit. Half of what makes a camp work happens at the coffee shop afterwards.
Ride
Hinterland climbs, rolling farmland, wide coastal roads and a closed circuit for skills.
Swim
25m pool for the technical work. River and ocean for everything else.
Run
National park trails, headland loops, long flat beach when your legs are done.
After
Some of the best coffee and food on the east coast. You will not go hungry.
November 2026
Both run Thursday 12 to Monday 16 November, in the same place, with the same coaches. The only difference is where you are starting from. Pick the one that sounds like you, and if you are not sure, ask us and we will tell you.
Thu 12 to Mon 16 Nov 2026
Cannot clip in yet? Do not own a bike? Never put your face in open water? Good. That is exactly who we built this one for, and we can sort you a hire bike.
Noosa has really good places to learn. We will get you climbing and descending on a road where cars are not a factor, and we do it as a group so nobody gets left out the back. We will use the crit track for bike handling and skills with no traffic anywhere near you. Our partner bike shop runs a session on the basics, what to do when something goes wrong and how to look after the thing properly.
Open water swimming with guides. You are never on your own, you are always watched, and there is always a paddle board right there to hang onto.
Nobody here is too slow. We have got you.
Accommodation not included.
Cartel coached athletes receive a discount. Code in Skool.
Thu 12 to Mon 16 Nov 2026
For athletes with a bit of road under them who want to go and explore. You have done a few races, you are comfortable in a group, and you are up for a proper day out.
We will take you riding through the hinterland and out along the coastal roads. Open water swims out through Main Beach and into the good stuff. Running through some of the prettiest country you will ever train in.
And underneath the adventure, the actual work. Technical correction across all three disciplines, and the detail that turns solid into fast.
You bring the fitness. We will fix the details.
Accommodation not included.
Cartel coached athletes receive a discount. Code in Skool.
Already with us?
Grab your discount code in Skool before you book, and it comes straight off at checkout.
Get your code in SkoolSwim, bike and run every single day with a coach watching. Not a training holiday. An actual coached camp.
Pool sessions with your stroke on camera and Head Coach Tim Brazier telling you what he can see. Most people have never had this done properly.
Guided sessions with eyes on you the whole time and a paddle board never far away. Confidence first, speed after.
Dedicated gym work actually built for triathletes, rather than the usual version triathletes make up themselves.
Run with our partner bike shop. How to change a tube without panicking, what that noise is, how to set your position up, and what to check before every ride. Worth it even if you have been riding for years.
What to actually eat, when, and how much, for training and for race day. The stuff nobody sits you down and explains, minus the supplement sales pitch.
Your hosts
Small camps mean you actually get coached, not counted. A tight group, two of us, four days.
Em and Tim. Post session, as usual, holding coffee.
Head Coach
Tim is the coaching brain behind everything Cartel does. Bachelor's and Master's in Physical Education from Otago, IRONMAN University certified, and years spent coaching at Olympic level.
He is the one who will watch thirty seconds of your stroke on camera and name the thing you have been doing wrong for six years, then give you something simple to do about it. He will be on deck, on the road and in the gym for all four days.
Co-founder
Em started at 148kg with no athletic background whatsoever. Four years later she was on the start line at the Ironman World Championship in Kona.
Which means she has done every single bit of the path these camps are built for, including the part where you cannot clip in, the wetsuit will not go on, and everybody else looks like they were born knowing what they are doing. She runs the camps and she will be training alongside you, not standing next to the car with a clipboard.
The detail
Everything above sits outside the camp fee, so you can spend as much or as little on it as you like.
Accommodation is not included, which keeps the camp fee down and lets you pick something that suits your budget rather than one we picked for you.
We are talking to a few local providers now and we will send everyone a list of places that work and sit close to where the sessions start. If you would rather just be told where to book, ask us and we will tell you.
Sharing a place with someone else on camp is a great way to bring your costs down, and it makes the whole thing a lot more fun. Early starts, big days, and someone to debrief the whole thing with over dinner.
Plenty of people turn up not knowing anyone and leave with a training crew.
Worth knowing
Our last Noosa camp sold out before we properly opened the doors. We cap these on purpose, because the whole point is that you get looked at, corrected and coached rather than counted. When they are gone they are gone.
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